Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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