Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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