Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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