The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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