Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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