Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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