3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
