i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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