I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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