Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
wow bdsm is so cute
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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