I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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