the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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