I want to stick my p in your. b.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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