You can't special order awesome
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
