Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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