Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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