so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize