so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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