last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The air was thick with penises
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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