just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can tuck mytits in my pants
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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