Your dad touched me again.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
BRING THE BAGELS
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have tasted many bathrooms
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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