chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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