Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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