I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
