i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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