Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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