walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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