I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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