Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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