Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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