She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
