chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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