k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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