Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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