i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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