I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
