Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Who died my cat blue again?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
