it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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