Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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