He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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