I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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