Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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