i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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