he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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