i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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