WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
so much tequila, so little girl.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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