It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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