You're completely useless in the revolution.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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