He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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