Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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