Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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