very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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