I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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