There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
from now on my penis is your penis
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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